October 28th, 2006
After resurecting Jimmy Saville from the dead this week, people think this is a good excuse to sneak in all the other old crap they want to tout for tv thininkg they can get ride the “retro wave”. For example, these idiots, the new owners of the Rupert the Bear franchise.
They correctly realised the shitty old bear’s subliminal messages over the years have done the kids no good.
Ruperts burberryesque trousers & scarf combo is more than likely the foundations for the Burberry army seen out in the towns or Po Na Na’s, just look at Danniella Westbrook.
So, the “Stylists” come in to give him a new look - a hoodie, baggy pants and a chain in his pocket!!! HAHAHAHAHAH YOU FRIGGIN IDIOTS!!!! you just updated him to regular “outside the off licence pest”!!! That’s exactly what the kids need - a talking bear dressed as a gypo to brainwash them infront of the box!!!
All that’s missing is a pitbull, alcopops and Ghetto Princess pushing a pram.
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October 27th, 2006
According to the imbeciles at MSN it looks like Jim’ll fix it is coming back to our screens!!!
That’s right, the brainiacs at UKtv Gold want to flog some more mileage out of good old Jimmy Saville before he finally croaks!
It’s obviously the “brainwave” of some execs that never got their letters answered back in the 80’s. Digging him up with a new format, fixing it for the youff of today and they are going to get Jim to fix it for all the 30/40 something’s who never got their letters picked; i.e. them.
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October 20th, 2006
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA
Channel 4 Loses Lost to Sky
I bet the BBC loved reporting that story after 24 was stolen from them in the same way by Murdoch’s media machine!!
There were tears shed on the Channel 4 Lost forum - why don’t these idiots put half as much effort into petitioning against wars or poverty or legalising prostitution as they do about a fucking crap TV show?
What actually is worse - is that Ch4 are replacing LOST with Ugly Betty - trust me; my TV will be going out the window if i have to watch that crap.
OK fucktards, for those of you crying that you don’t have sky - you are in luck! Fortunately, i have a retarded cousin in the United States! I used to fill that cock-sucker up with sugar & fizzy drinks, then make him play Mario Kart on the SNES for hours non-stop until he flipped the fuck out and started smashing stuff up with his super-human retard strength.
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