Cirque du Celebutard
When i heard the News that BB7 Retard Grace Adams was going to be on some circus show, i thought to myself, thank fuck i don’t have sky - but then the possibility of seeing her put her head in a tigers mouth and it to go wrong appealed to me. Immensely.
However, thanks to the poor cousin that is Sky Three, a dumping ground for toxic repeats, i get to see what’s going on with this Cirque du Celebrite, and let me tell you - it isn’t pretty.
It turn’s out it’s a Cirque du Soleil rip off, cobbled together by some bunch of stoned space retards Cirque Surreal - who’s quote just says it all really “Cirque surreal follows the modern fable of five voyagers travelling through space and time under powerful mystical lunar influences”
You friggin idiots - if there’s no burlesque or casino involved, then all people want to see is monster trucks - not some mongrels thinking they are in a star trek epic, with ropes.
Add to this “eclectic” mix some truly Z-list TV celebrities; amongst others: Sinitta, Syed Ahmed, Handy Andy and fucking ZAMMO!!! You have a train wreck on the scale of Celebrity Wrestling and Dancing on Ice just waiting to happen!
