But wait! there’s more!!

Most people who actually give a piss and wake up early to go someplace on a Monday morning, miss some legendary TV. By legendary, i mean legendarily BAD.

Now that i’m not watching playdate after they wouldn’t put me in their little cast of losers, i got down the lower end of the remote scales last night and to the shopping channels, i missed the bastard 10 minute porno channel preview AGAIN. But, what was waiting there for me?
JACK LALANNE IN A JUMPSUIT and his POWER JUICER!!!!!!

Wheel out two characters from the living dead feed them full of Methylamphetamine tell them that if they don’t sell a friggin blender they will be lined up and shot - THAT is how this commercial “presentation” was made!!

It’s a fucking blender!!! You don’t have to blend stuff to make juices out of everything, unless you are that fucking lazy you refuse to chew in which case you deserve to be 300 stones and watching shopping channel!!!! Bastards.

But that doesn’t stop Jack!!! He’s the evangelical preacher of the Juicing world!!!

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China Selling Prisoners Organs

I saw this article way back in April on the beeb news site and was mildly amused - then last night i see the whole thing has flared back up again!

Although, i was, again, more mildly amused by this, the bbc Journo, who’s obviously had nothing much to report on from his luxury apartment in shanghai, thought that he could try and cash in on some of the reflective glory of forth coming Chinese Grand Prix that he decided to dredge up an old story and get a 3 minute set on BBC news 24

So this retard tried to do an expose type report on how the Chinese prisons were selling off Livers, Kidneys, eyeballs etc etc to all those ill & dying law abiding people of the world who couldn’t get one on a waiting list in their own country and were desperate or they were going to die…

i can’t see the problem here, infact, i think its the BEST IDEA EVER!!!!.

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