The River Cottage Treatment
First things first, Hugh Fearnley–Whittingstall IS a cunt.
The only reason i get addicted to any of the River Cottage programmes is the hope of seeing Hugh get pissed on his moonshine cider with his yokel friends, going out on one of his mushroom picking sessions, eating a crap load of magic mushrooms and waking up two days later naked on the aga covered in his own shit!! hahahaha! That would actually teach him for the flambéed human placenta pâté he cooked up that time to his middle class gang - the type of cunts that will only use parmesan & rosemary encrusted ciabatta instead of FUCKING HOVIS to make beans on toast for their kids, just because the observer monthly told them so.
Anyway, this return to the River Cottage Empire actually has a new format - instead of Hugh guiding us through him growing a leek, boiling it and passing it off as soup at the local market - we now have a weekly bunch of retarded idiots who eat nothing but processed cheese & remoulded meat that Hugh has to try and convert to organic produce.
These MSG addicts are worse than crackheads - and the first one to piss me off was “Tony” a “veg-aphobic” - what the fuck?!?!?!?! He wouldn’t eat any vegetables at all - YOU FRIGGN WANKER!!! There was nothing physically stopping him eat veg, you think those starving kids in Africa have a veg phobia??? HAVE THEY BOLLOX!!! This fat, balding fucker should have been sent there to give a sermon on why he won’t eat veg - those bastards would have slaughtered him and barbecued his ass before he got onto his Tescos ready meal curry addiction. cuhnt.
