November 8th, 2006
DAVID GEST!!!!!!!!! DAVID FUCKING GEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH HOLY SHIT!!!!!! The official “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” line up has now been released by the cocksuckers at ITV.
Jason Donovan & David Gest the surprise entrants. I can see it all now - Donovan going cold turkey, trying to smoke banana skins while Gest dresses him up as Dorothy and parades him around on a lead - throw those bastards PJ & Duncan AND the Osbourne Kid in the mix and it’s truly a melting pot of disaster!
So, who are all the winners of three solid weeks worth of mockery?
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October 12th, 2006
What pisses me off the most is that these ex-Big Brother housemates seem to think they are owed a career in the media.
Yeah - being a shop assistant at Woolworths does not qualify you for screen time on my television. Just because Ken Dodd’s Agent smelt some quick cash to be made from whoring you out to the devils own magazine, HEAT. Let me tell you - it’s only valid for the week after you leave that house of horror, you should then take the money and run back into obscurity.
BB3 loser Kate Lawler, who fucked up her own career by actually going on television and showing the nation she was a talentless fuck that could barely get an un-contrived sentence out of her crooked mouth on RI:SE, has now decided to setup one of those fake “naked on a beach” “photo shoots” with that cockatiel haired prick, Darryn Lyons’ agency Big Pictures.
Hi I’m Kate Lawler, don’t look at me with my tits out & doing cartwheels, i do this all the time at home anyway, actually.
September 29th, 2006
It looks like its coming to that time of year again when ITV are dragging that old chestnut “I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of here” back to our screens - although, i’m actually looking forward to it!!
Take 10/12 no hoper Z-list celebrities, put them in a camp in the middle of the jungle in Australia, make out its going to be “all good fun” then torture theses fuckers to breaking point by making them crawl through underground tunnels full of insects & snakes - or just make them eat the insects raw HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! finally a show that tortures the very idiots that waste my TV viewing time!!
According to this crap: these are the latest celebrities to be vying for another shot of the limelight:
hearsays Myleene Klass - good potential for tits here.
Ex-boy band whore Matt Willis
Some hot chick from hollyoaksGemma Atkinson
90’s sixth formers favourites “James” star Tim Booth
And possibilities - but more than likely not, just rumours from agents desperate to keep the Big Brother losers in the limelight, Pete Bennett and his ex she-bitch Nikki Grahame.
Ok, let’s break this shit down
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