January 12th, 2007
The long and noble tradition of calling live TV shows and swearing at them has always made me laugh. Peter Andre, rightly being labelled ‘a media Whore’, Five Star being asked ‘Why are you so fucking crap?’ the list goes on.
But, sadly, now all the saturday morning shows have proper screening in place, quiz tv has become the last bastion for any wannabe prank caller.
Go watch the clips, it’s Friday, you’re doing fuck all else at work, bar wasting time on the internet. Keep it up.
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November 6th, 2006
Right, anyone that ever says they were “just browsing the classifieds” at craigslist is a liar. Everyone goes there to perv over the casual encounters or in the vain hope that the girl whose tits they were visually molesting on the tube has posted in missed connections
So anyway, i was browsing the classifieds over at craigslist and came across the best thing ever a casting call for playdate!!!!
PLAYDATE NEEDS PUNTERS
Reply to: stewart@hammaglamma.com
Date: 2006-10-31, 12:14PM GMT/BST
Hi Guys,
Come and have fun on the latest new singles programme on ITV.
Playdate is the most exciting and energized dating show. It’s fun, laid back, txting and speaking with people.
Call our lovely team here at eeZeeTV studios in beautiful Kentish Town.
0207 691 2307
ask for Lolly, Leanne, Tom and Gee, if you like to be apart of this new fab programme!!
It’s like a red rag to a bull and i’m straight on the phone!!
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October 31st, 2006
So, who’s up at 2.30am on a school night with nothing better to do? Seemingly, angry drunks, quiz channel contestants and foot fetish pervs!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I’m not even joking; i actually wish i was…
Due to the fact there’s too many numbers to type into the remote control when your hopped up on Cillit bang & madog i’ve never had to experience the horror that is SmileTV and what i can only presume is the flagship program “PartyPeople”
This is bad, i mean worse than fucking playdate
So, stick some porky munter, “Morgan”, in a broom cupboard, label her as your “sexy” host, get a live text-in scrolling display, fire up the bontempi to loop freebird with an Ibiza beat and open up the phone lines to any old fucker that has mastered the skill of sending text messages and broadcast the result!!!! WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!?!!?!
This girl was stood there in the worst pole dancer dress you could ever imagine - infact - it wasn’t even that good - it was just cheap - randomly flashing a bit of SHOULDER!!!! YOU HEARD - SHOULDER!!!!!!!!
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October 16th, 2006
I’m not joking, this IS the worst thing EVER.
Gone are the days when Cilla Black could play Match Maker on Blind Date and just parade a bunch of idiots on national TV making them ask 3 ludicrous questions to find a partner to take home for a few days of debauchery.
Basically a scene from any bar in Magalluf at the height of 18-30’s holiday season.
Anyway, take 4 insomniac itv programmers, add bags of Mexican valium send them to Ibiza for inspiration and you come up with playdate.
This really is just the shittest thing ever.
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