Ladette to lady - the final blow

Last night, the final episode of ladette to lady finally arrived, all the hard work the teachers had been putting in the past 4 weeks culminated with the Edwardian derelicts debutantes ball.

Although it can safely be assumed that the true sense of presenting your young aristocratic daughter to the court at the start of the social season has now long been surpassed, the fops just using it as an excuse to deflower the cream of the 18 year-old female Cheshire set. So, basically early season on an 18-30’s holiday, just swap the alcopops for chateaux neuf.

Anyway, onto our little chavettes.

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ladettes to lady gone wild

According to Debrett’s Guide to Etiquette and Modern Manners

“At its best the country house weekend probably represents the pinnacle of Anglo Saxon culture; at its worst it can be torture beyond compare for all concerned”.

Leave the chavette’s in charge of Eggleston Hall tell them to host a country house weekend and IT IS a sure fire recipe for “torture beyond compare”!!

This week the ladette’s are left to their own devices to host a “country weekend” for the fop’s. They were all on the guest list “Rupert”, “Charles” the “Viscount” (who the fuck wants to be titled with the same name as a biscuit) and the old man letch millionaire - bunch of idiots.

So, to teach them the ways of the country club set, Liz takes them on a tour of Newton Hall and then to a bar…

Now, if you put a pack of steaks in a tiger’s cage, what do you think will happen? they will eat the shit out of it without a second thought, just ask Roy of Siegfried & Roy. The tigers can’t help it, that’s just what they do. So, when you put the chavette’s in a bar unsupervised - you know they are jumping straight on the alcopop rollercoaster!!! Haven’t the Toff’s learned anything over the past few weeks??!!!

10 minutes in and Frances is getting her tits out and pulling her skirt down!!!

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Chavette’s go skiing, i get pissed, Lund is coming back

So, i finally worked out i’ve been watching repeats of Lady to Ladette, but as it interferes with Extras & discount night on the 7-day wine aisle, repeats is what its going to be.

But, i did catch the most of it last night so a quick round up… Half the chavette’s went skiing and the 3 other little piggy’s stayed at home. As ever, the toff’s never learn and the chavette’s all went out on the piss, the one that looks like Sonia didn’t make it to work, Fat ladies woman Rosemary was unimpressed - while i laughed. While back in blighty, the piss heads went to possibly the worst club i have ever seen in my life, think grotty dungeon full of car thieves & beer. Rebecca pulled & promptly got expelled.

More importantly, the trailer for next weeks show had a couple of seconds of my old enemy Rupert Lund on there, probably trying to grope up one of the chav’s. Yeah, i’ve got my eye on you pal - let’s see how you slip up next week shall we.

more ladette to lady!!

THIS SHOW IS OFFICIALLY AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

It’s finally got so bad, that it is now top of my TV agenda!! hahahaa!!!

This week, saw the chavette’s back and on the case having to cook for this week’s selection of fop’s.

Although i doubt very much the chavette’s have got beyond Pot Noodles & Diamond white in the kitchen and probably thought Kebabs were a Japanese delicacy, but this didn’t stop that one from Two Fat Ladies(who actually wasn’t a fat lady, but should have been) putting them in a kitchen and making them pluck the animals i normally hit in my car after a night boozing.

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ladette to lady aka chavs v toff’s

What the fuck is this show meant to be about?!?!?!?

Ladette to Lady is ITV’s latest offering in their whole line of crap reality shows. Don’t the idiots that control the money for programming up there actually realise that the whole reality show business has been flogged to death - yet they still seem to be huddled around the porcelain throne in some canteen toilet cubicle, sharing lines of coke and devising more ridiculous ways of tearing flesh off of this dead horse.

Here’s the premise - 10 crude, obnoxious, alcoholic chavette’s get sent to Eggleston Hall to go through a finishing school type scenario, taken by some fat woman from “two fat ladies”, the one that didn’t die, and i think 3 other clones of Barbera Woodhouse, which isn’t really a bad thing as it looks like these cum guzzling, alkies need to be trained the canine way.

BUT - allow me to champion the chavs!!

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