November 10th, 2006
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10.30am Monday morning, itv 2 offices.
There is a dilemma.
Nothing to fill the 9pm to 10pm slot on Thursday.
“Steve” has been called to his boss’s office to pitch some ideas…
Boss: Right, sit down. Close the door behind you.
Boss: so you’re pumped? What have you got for me?
Steve: well… how about a bunch of celeb look-a-likes in the most ridiculous scenarios ever?
Boss: interesting… tell me more…
Steve: yeah, we’ll just make em walk around oxford street and people will think they have seen a celebrity!! Then we can see how stupid people are by employing them for the day while the celeb does something sooo stupid you would shit!! WOAH!!!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!?!
Boss: Genius! Now get on your knees and take a deep breath… i’m going in dry
Steve: whaaa?? nooooooooooooooooo
This IS, probably, the building blocks on how programs like The Lookey Likey show are commissioned. That and the guaranteed twatted reaction of star stuck idiots that have nothing better to do all day than roam around shopping centers, pit bull in hand.
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October 5th, 2006
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phucker
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That is me ACTUALLY punching the keyboard in anger just thinking about this idiot Danan.
This Grade A cunt pisses me off so bad i can’t even begin to express it, yet late last night i’m flicking through the channels after the 10 minute preview on Television X and i find some show that has completely passed my television radar -
Test Drive my Girlfriend”.
What in the phuck is this shit?!!!!!!!
Danan - proven psychotic Z-list celebrity - who stalked the girls on Celebrity Chlamydia Island to the point of almost sexual harassment, get’s sent out on dates with poor fame hungry little girls, infact, in last nights case, some un-suspecting polish refugee - WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
At least they should have had the decency to send him out with people who know his track record!!
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