You are in the im a celebrity category
December 4th, 2006
I don’t understand what wrong with people - how in shits name did Matt Willis win I’m a celebutard??!!!!
The shower scenes PEOPLE??? Were they all in vain?!?!?!?
Yet again, it goes to prove the voting public sit in unicorn wallpaper clad rooms voting as many times as there are glowing stars on their ceilings. These same people will put Take That at number 1 this Christmas, be warned.
Anyway - let us console ourselves with the Myleene Shower videos
Read the rest >>
November 29th, 2006
I friggin hope not!!!!!!!
It looks like the campers in the I’m a Celebrity Jungle have been foraging around the woods & found the hidden supply of Magic Mushrooms!! King of the Jungle, Gest, tripping out of his brains, starts asking Leeming questions only a man on death row would ask her… “Would you pose naked?” HAHAHAA!!!
No one wants to see Leeming’s cooter in Playboy!!! I would cancel my prescription!! (Yeah prescription, daddy needs his medicine) Britney Spears was invented for a playboy shoot, not Leeming - even Gest knew it, but his evilness got hold of him, he followed her round the jungle till she gave in and said she would do it, then gleefully told the rest of the crowd!!!!
BLOODY GEST!!!! This bloke is a genius!!!
Read the rest >>
November 21st, 2006
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This show is un-fuckin-real!!!!!!!!!! First Booth & the patios, then the seminal Gaffney Bushtucker torture, now this - fight night in the jungle!!!
Henshall v Phina, best of one round in the swamp battle ground!!!! Your referee Lauren Booth, your background gimp, Matt Willis! Forget the rope-a-dope, this was an all out bitch fight for some cheese & biscuits between, possibly, the two most vile contestants on this car crash show: Phina and Wayne Sleep look-alike, Scott!!!! YOU IDIOTS!!
Anyway, let us relive this classic battle once again in full Technicolor…
Read the rest >>
November 17th, 2006
There is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, shamed celebrities, frothing at the mouth for a bite of primetime TV glory, so who do the itv producers wheel in to the jungle last night? Half-wit, ChinaWhite & Embassy Club warrior, Dean Gaffney!!!!! The guy who walked around with wellard for all his life and probably sold him to fund his candy cane habit… i was getting fucking riled up, but, what ensued was the best legal torture i have ever seen!!!!
THIS IS HOW TV SHOULD BE!!!
Just like dinner time at the colosseum, Gaffney wanders in to meet PJ & Duncan all doe-eyed and thankful he’s not in a cell somewhere, but no, he’s going to hell HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Let us revel in this celebutard torture and relive this great moment again…
Read the rest >>
November 16th, 2006
WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?! THE JUNGLE FEVER HIT BOOTH!!!!!!
“Yeah i sold all my records to go to an all day reggae thing at the Astoria… we were the only white girls there.. you know… south lahndan massif”
WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Lauren Booth breaks from middle class, two bit hack into a white yardie wannabe blasting her best patois for everyone to hear THEN breaks down into the dutty wine with Phina!!!!!!!!
You know Phina was looking at her as if to say - “bitch please!” but, the the evil side of her took over and started encouraging Booth to come out with MORE!!
I still can not even believe my eyes or ears!!! I suspect John Kampfner is going to have a field day with this beauty!!!
So, let us all enjoy and replay the horror that is Lauren Booth…
Is it ‘cos i’m white…. no it’s ‘cos you’re a cuhhhhhhnt.
Read the rest >>
November 15th, 2006
Anyone that stands there at a “meet & greet” trying to tame a leech and wraps a snake round his neck then casually remarks…
“I used to go to Michael Jackson’s house all the time and play with his snake”
DESERVES TO WIN IM A CELEBUTARD!!!!!!
This lunatic Gest is reality show gold!!! Not only is he insane, but his delusion that he is infact Dr Rambo Doolittle is going to get him seriously injured or maimed!!!!
Even putting him in an ex-gas chamber, filling it with water, crocodiles & spiders didn’t faze him, but i doubt his reconstructed Odai Hussein lookey likey face can stretch to too many expressions after all the surgery!!! hahaha!!!!!!
Right, the round up so far…
Read the rest >>
