Right. I’m addicted to the snooker, therefore i will be abusing phuckd again. Updates will return to normal once I’ve lost all my money on Betfair, which looks like it’ll be pretty soon.
So, keep yourself amused and have a look at these links of TV people disgracing themselves, bunch of idiots.
Them, not you. Well, maybe you.
Everyone loves the Hoff. Fact. Strangely, some more than others…
the Hoff has been providing years of entertainment - all the endless photo shoots, posed for in his pants at the height of his powers as Micheal Knight, have been Photoshop fodder and afternoon email attachment classics for every fucker who has nothing better to do at work.
However, the main man is letting this internet fuelled fame go to his head. Not content with fighting security and getting thrown out of Wimbledon while smashed out of his brains on alcopops - he then actually believed the hype and re-released his classic track Jump In My Car - but this is no good!!!!
He actually now wants a statue made in honour of him!!!! A shrine to the Hoff!!! So fans have been obliging!!!!!
For many years i’ve had the MC Hawking mp3’s on rotation - the awe inspiring classic “All My Shootin’s Be Drivebys ” will always be considered by me as his greatest work.
Then, he comes along and ruins it all with this new “theory” and a begging letter to Branson to blast him into space!!!
Basically, this new “theory” is the very essence of fucking star trek!!!!!
I can see all those star trek nerds now, shouting jubilantly in Vulcan, they have been preparing since they were 10 years old for the day they move to space - no fucko - when the day comes to blast some fuckers into space to keep the human race alive, the last person they are going to have as potential breeders in the final frontier is fucking fucktards in plastic pointy ears that can recite the whole of deep space 9!! IDIOTS!!!!
After going through some stats today, it seems that people really do just use the internet for porn.
4712 hits on Celebrity Sextapes unwound alone in 30 days??! Are you people INSANE??? All those tapes are CRAP!!! I’ve made better tapes when i was volunteering at the soup kitchen last Christmas!!!! Yeah, those drunks & runaways will do anything for some extra christmas cheer.
Ok Evil Porno Dude’s - here’s the list of celebrity tapes that didn’t make the grade for Channel 4’s Celebrity Sextapes unwound…
Finally someone sense has been restored at the FOX offices!! According to those bastards at msn Murdoch has binned OJ’s, “if i did it, here’s how” Book & TV show!!
NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!
How the piss did they even let it filter through the smack addled brains of the summer interns and let it get all the way to the executives board room?!?!?!?!
Did NO ONE ever question the ludicrousy of this show!?!?!? i seriously doubt it, we are talking about the same bunch of yes men cuhnts that bought such gems as Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? to our TV screens… yeah the show where the multi millionaire boasted multi restraining orders!!! i bet they couldn’t wait to recount that to everyone at the club.
Now, OJ just needs to put a big sign on his back that says:
“OH WE ALL KNOW WHO DID IT”
More journalistic genius by the morons at MSN in the form of this report:
WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!!? OJ Simpson is going to explain how he “would” have killed Nicole & Ron if he had done it?!?!?!?! What’s next? Michael Jackson’s “if i fiddled with the kids, here’s how”?!?!?! THIS IS UN-FRIGGIN-REAL!!!!!!!!!
Obviously, the Crack is of a fine vintage this year in the Fox offices. So much so that Murdoch’s finest have finally flipped the fuck out and decided to commission this!!!!!
There’s no fucking Johnnie “the magician” Cochran around to bail your stupid ass out this time round my friend.
So, you’re kicking back on your Eames in the ad agency and your top team are pissing you off, badly. You’ve got a big client looking for a new ad, so what do you do with your execs? OBVIOUSLY You put them into a darkened room for a month, feed them a diet of Vitamin Valium & Ketamine, pump the My Dying Bride album in on constant loop - wait till the point they have morphed into fucking emo kids and are looking for a shoe lace to hang themselves with, THEN, and only THEN, they are ready - READY TO TOTALY DO the Clover ad!!!!
This ad is the worst, i mean the WORST ad i’ve seen in ages. Nothing can really live up to either the vacuum cleaning robots ad or the Marks & Sparks food & lingerie ads, but this polished up am-dram effort is painful.
Right, to the script, with added directors notes.
According to the Beeb here, “Artist” Dermot Flynn has created a gallery of “celebrities” painted in Marmite on toast on exhibition at the Air Gallery. HELLO?? did you just wake up in 2004?? This isn’t art, this isn’t even cool anymore - the ebay ‘tards have been doing this for years!
Firstly, he IS just ripping off all the eBay retards who have been selling “Miracle” pieces of toast with apparitions burned into them since the Golden Palace Casino bought a cheese sandwich with the image of the virgin Mary.
They were funny the first time, but 2 years later they are NOT.
So, i suspect this idiot is going to be stood around with his Nathan Barley Type friends, marvelling at his work because they think its “pioneering” - idiots, it’s not even original - do something productive and paint my fucking house, ART BOY.
Miracle toast should look like, and nothing less
Fucking hell. The world of “celebrity” moves into yet another realm of stupidity with the advent of “Bling h20″.
It’s a bottle of water for $35, that’s £19 in real money…. £19 for a bottle of fucking WATER?!?!?! WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?!?!?
Bling Water is the “brainchild” (i can’t even believe i’m using that word) of some low grade Hollywood producer Kevin G Boyd
“while working on various studio lots where image is of the utmost importance, he noticed that you could tell a lot about a person by the bottled water they carried.
In Hollywood it seemed as if people flaunted their bottled water like it was part of their presentation.”
This guy is a friggin idiot.
I am surrounded by people I don’t understand and don’t like. I hate people in general. I probably hate you. So, keep that in mind.
But, in the main, i hate these “happy-go-lucky” types the most, the type that would buy some new age nonsense self-help book, actually believe all the hippy crap and then start preaching it - in a nutshell, ‘cosmic ordering’ cult member & promoter - Noel Fucking Edmonds.
Noel’s “triumphant” return to TV is now just annoying the shit out of me - basically he should still be suffering for all those years bumming that giant pink dildo, Mr Blobby. But, he gets lucky with that Box game on Channel4 and all of a sudden he’s back in the news every five minutes and back on the TV. How the fuck can this happen?
Has everyone forgotten Edmonds is Evil?
