deal or no deal - donna

Although Noel Edmunds is evil & really pisses me off, his stupid ass box game does throw up some delights in human misery… the latest one being the “donna” episode.

Normally the morons that get to choose the boxes think they are clever and have some sort of “system” to “beat the banker” (P.S NO you don’t, IDITOTS) and this is what normally angers me. There IS NO SYSTEM to this game!!!!! It’s pure chance!!!! You’ve got to be lucky and that’s it!! This stupid mutnick WAS actually lucky & having a good game… until she called over her ugly monkey looking fiancé for advice… then it all went wrong… oh sooooo wrong!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Let us relive the last ten minutes of the game, from the deal to the devastation!!

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Too Fat to Walk

WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Obviously Channel 4 must have a policy of rewarding their programming execs with rich man’s aspirin and Dominatrix hookers.

The combination of a nose candy come down & the desire for retribution after 8 hours of paddling attached to the spreader bar has led to them exacting revenge by rounding up a bunch of fatties and forcing them to walk 500 miles across country from Devon to Edinburgh in the “seminal” piece of programming too big to walk!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This was probably sold to ch4 as another string in bow of “health” programs to try and stop us turning into fat Americans - but it isn’t. It was basically cut as a modern day freak rodeo!! And to prove it just reinforced stereotype’s of Salad Dodger: Who wasn’t laughing when the porkie’s were whining after 5 minutes of walking? EVERYONE WAS, LET ME TELL YOU.

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Celebrity Sex Tapes Unwound

Channel 4 came out with the top ten Celebrity Sex Tape list last night - but obviously knowing that the schoolboy mafia would be staying up watching it they throw that old battleaxe Germaine Greer in as a commentator just to make sure those little sods kept their hands above the duvet.

As i previously pointed out Celebrity Sex tapes are fucking poor at best, its morbid curiosity that entices people to watch them, that and fucking stupidity!! 90% of them are just put out by the fucking agents or themselves to get a bit of free publicity & cash!!! They are all crap - go watch the 10 minute preview on Television X!!!!!

Anyway, on to the Channel 4 list… Tomorrow i shall post the tapes that should have made the list - the real homemade clasics those Z-listers hoped you forgot about - not the fucking Screech one though.

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Family brat camp

Holy fuck. Can this series actually get any worse?

To “spice things up a little” the boffins over at Channel 4 have changed the usual brat camp format of rounding up a bunch of spoilt little shits from outside the off-license and packing them off to the Turn-about-Ranch in the Utah desert till they realise what little pricks they are and come back as “reformed characters” - to now actually include the afore mentioned little shits’ parents in their free therapy holiday at a new religious cult brainwashing commune in IDAHO.

It’s funny how the parents actually THINK they are the “victims” here and are always in the background shot looking away “helpless” while their obnoxious spawn shout, spit and swear at the cameras like a wild animal that needs caging and they still did nothing but try and calm them down by giving in!!! Hahahahahaha you fucking idiots - this is where your going wrong!!!!

Somehow, i don’t think that that shit like this goes on in countries where life is cheap - i doubt very much the friggin Iraqis have time for this crap when they are out dodging bombs and the kids are out selling tea to feed their parents

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