November 13th, 2006
Lee Stafford & Steve Strange just need to get a room, play hide the sausage and get it over with!! If i see Stafford cockteasing Strange anymore and Strange with his sexually frustrated slaps & rants on Lee, i shall classify this show as gay interest only and confine it to the realms of Coronation Street & Eastenders - viewing suitable for those with no PeePee only.
If anyone is actually still interested in this program, and i sincerely hope not, unless you’ve been hitting the crack pipe HARD, the weekend round up of went like this…
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November 10th, 2006
Darren Friggin Day is a fucktard. This guy is just a whining little pussy - he thinks because he’s in the Salon from hell that he can use it as a platform to whine & bitch to EVERYONE who comes in those doors in a vain attempt to “clear his name”. No, you fuck, it doesn’t work like that. There is no “triumphant comeback” waiting for you - hopefully just a mob of groupies carrying bastard Day babies singing Any dad will do and an even bigger mob of angry husbands who thought their wives were going to watch grease but instead got greased up hahahaha wanker
So what’s been going on the past few days? More Steve Strange bad haircuts!!!! People are obviously not watching the show - it simple - if Steve is going to but your hair - its going to get phuckd!!! That’s it and all about it - there’s no need to cry about it afterwards to the personality void that is Alex Zane - it’s just fucked!! Sell the clipping to the idiots on ebay. No one else cares about your bitching i like to see all the holes & uneven lines in your head after you get a FREE hair cut for charity. Idiots.
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November 8th, 2006
Darren Day and his stupid greying flat top is really pissing me off - why doesn’t he just hop into a transit, stick “daz & van” on the side and just fucking vanish?? Aside from him basically admitting he was a sex pest on Mondays show to Ortis & Stafford, then trying to disguise it as an addiction to sex, yesterday he doesn’t even bother showing up, shockingly, Blondie from the Apprentice doesn’t come in either - i bet he was round her flat banging on her door, trousers round his ankles saying he just wanted to “talk” hahaha cuhnt.
Shaky Steve Strange is the Main man of this show. Monday, they roll in a bunch of bikers - so who better to put out to cut some Gandalf looking bikers hair??/ STEVE OF COURSE!!! Man, hasn’t Stafford learnt yet? Steve shakes more than Marty McFly on the campaign trail yet they still let him butcher peoples hair!! This is BRILLIANT!!!
Last night, his victim comes in, asks who’s cutting her hair, then shits her pants when she finds out its STEVE!!! Obviously seeing the “Gandalf too Mullet” creation of yesterday, she knew what was coming!!! HAHAHA!!!!
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November 6th, 2006
Steve Strange!!!! STEVE STRANGE!!!! Where on earth did the beeb dig this old sod up from?? i thought he just vanished in a blizzard of columbian gold, along with the rest of the 80’s, but no!! He has been busted out of some mental institute and put on Children In Need’s Celebrity Scissorhands!!!
The BBC decided to rip off channel 4’s “The Salon” with what is promising to be another kaleidoscope of human tragedy!!!! But then who cares, channel 4 are just pissing me off with the constant repeats of dumbass top 100 list shows - yeah good way to fill 3 hours of programming without having to pay any fees, that’ll help in the £70 million Endemol want for the next Big Brother hahahahahaha!!
What have we got in celeb Scissorhands? A MASSIVE exercise in product placement - we all know what’s in the pink pots in every shot you bastards - and a bunch of D-listers (D-list rather than Z as i’ve actually heard of all of these people) let loose with scissors & genuine humans from the general public - this is going to be bad!!! But anything with mentally unstable 80’s sensations in it IS UNMISSABLE!!!!
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