January 11th, 2007
Basically - shit. (Apart from Faceman and Cleo, obviously)
Bringing Jade Goody back, with clan in tow, was probably funny on paper. By paper i of course mean the rolled up £20 note that was conducting the speedballs from the porcelain chopping board to the producers fucking nostrils. Bunch of cunts.
Who even thinks of this shit?!!?!? Jade was to be left as she was; the village idiot that people liked because she was a bit of a flid, had the geographical skills of a monkey and almost anything she did, especially punching old grannies, would be good fodder for the gossip columns.
But no, we get her AND the one armed lesbian bandit that is Jackiey Goody - thank piss she was evicted last night. No more can she fantasise about doing the scissors with Jo Omera, no longer does she have to wave her Jeremy Beadle arm around because she can’t get her own way, it’s back to collecting ASBO’s and drinking White lightening on The Heath for her.
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January 4th, 2007
First things first - could Davina’s Hoops have BEEN ANY BIGGER?!?!?! What wrong with the girl?!?! She was reeking of a Burberry tinged shopping trip with Queen of the Chavs, Daniella Westbrook!!! PLUS HOW much BOTOX had she been through before opening night?!!?!? I couldn’t even iron my shirts and crease free as her face was!!! Fucking hell!!!
Anyway, that aside, as her eyebrows made her look like she was in a permanent state of shock, she did go through the emotional vocal scale to match expression to visage when she had to describe the “torture” the new lot of Z-listers will have to go through by sharing a communal bedroom and one double bed - WHO GIVES A PISS?!?!?!? They do the same for the public Big Brother in summer - what makes these washed up fucking nobodies any different?!?!?!? They all still shit & piss the same as anyone else in the world - they don’t deserve any special treatment!!! When was the last time any of them were out performing heart surgery?? Feeding the homeless?? NEVER!! They are just a bunch of cunts, apart from the Faceman and shilpa, and thus should be treated with the same contempt as the normal BB wannabes, infact even MORE because they get a larger fee for appearing for less time!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! WANKERS.
Right, here’s the clutch of cunts that actually got in… Shockingly, probably only two of them anyone under 30 would ever recognise
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January 4th, 2007
FACE FROM THE A-TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FACEMAN!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK!!! LT. Templeton “Faceman” Peck!!!!!!!!
It actually happened, the newspaper lies came true and Dirk Benedict went into the big brother house!! The king of Sauvé, the master of the con and he nailed at least one of the leading ladies in EVERY episode of THE A-TEAM!!!!!!!!!
AND they drove him in to the theme of the a-team, IN THE A-TEAM VAN!!!!!!!!!!! (although a bad version, the real a-team van didn’t have a red leather interior, nor was it grey & black)
I fucking flipped out!! Worse than the N64 kid
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November 27th, 2006
The insider at the Endemol(e) office has dropped me a list of the possible “stars” appearing in the next pointless waste of TV time: Celebrity Big Brother!!
So, feast your eyes and cast your aspersions at the next gaggle of Z-list Celebutards to enter the house of horrors…
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