Kim Jong’s Nuclear test in North Korea and BBC’s airing of new flagship saturday night show, Robin Hood happening at the same time… coincidence? I think NOT.
Kim Probably launched it with the message “oh herrro! show that robin hood shit again and the next time it won’t miss”
According to CTU insiders who also discovered the hidden Kim Jong Live Journal detailing his love for TV.
Horizon hit another classic show with Survivors guide to plane crashes last night!!
This is what TV needs to start doing more - installing the fear of god into already nervous flyers - but at the same time, training the more CTU minded of us with more way’s of leaving our dieing “friends” in blazing aircraft, while we escape with an airhostess, the airlines supply of champagne and a duty free watch.
Normally, i size up my fellow passengers for one’s that i may have to maim should they get out of hand on any flight i embark on - but these power’s of pre-emptive reconnaissance are increased with my new found knowledge of surviving the point of impact, crashing into the sea and what to do in a fire.
This in mind, here is my DEFINATIVE guide for surviving a flight - even if it doesn’t crash.
The BBC, yet again, are wasting my friggin license money with another corporate “re-brand”wankers.
They are getting rid of the Red Theme with the skaters & dancers to replace it with some gay hippos and kites
And i quote:
The films, which cost £1.2m, will replace BBC One’s current dance-themed channel idents. They launch on Saturday, 7 October 2006.
Now i’m not joking, but these crack addicts at the beeb are spending other peoples money - read my money - on a new logo, only 4 years after the current ones were introduced and actually THINK its something to brag about - then they are wrong.
