December 22nd, 2006
HOLY PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget Jack LaLanne’s feeble attempt at a blender, THESE SODS have the best blender EVER INVENTED!!!
WHY? BECAUSE IT BLENDS STUFF!!!!!!!!! ACTUAL STUFF, not friggin fruits & vegetables!!!! It blends CROWBARS, MARBLES, IPODS, RAKES, GOLF BALLS AND MORE!!!!! THIS IS HOW TO SELL A MERE BLENDER!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!
When you hear someone marvelling about the Boffins at British Leyland, FORGET them!!!! FORGET THEY EVEN INVENTED ANYTHING!!! Here is the ONLY boffin you need to listen too - TOM DICKINSON!!! He just sits at home waiting for his wife to buy things, then takes them to his LAB and BLENDS them!!!!! BLENDS THEM TO DUST!!!!!!!!!
Let’s see this genius in action!!!
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November 1st, 2006
So, you’re kicking back on your Eames in the ad agency and your top team are pissing you off, badly. You’ve got a big client looking for a new ad, so what do you do with your execs? OBVIOUSLY You put them into a darkened room for a month, feed them a diet of Vitamin Valium & Ketamine, pump the My Dying Bride album in on constant loop - wait till the point they have morphed into fucking emo kids and are looking for a shoe lace to hang themselves with, THEN, and only THEN, they are ready - READY TO TOTALY DO the Clover ad!!!!
This ad is the worst, i mean the WORST ad i’ve seen in ages. Nothing can really live up to either the vacuum cleaning robots ad or the Marks & Sparks food & lingerie ads, but this polished up am-dram effort is painful.
Right, to the script, with added directors notes.
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