About

I watch TV & get angry.

I enjoy drinking, being sick in the street & shouting random obscenities at innocent passers by.

I am a cynical and hateful fellow and will develop a perpetual grudge against you if you don’t provide sex or pawnable property.

Once I got lost in he Rocky mountains and ended up in a scermish with a mountain lion. I think I was gone for 2 months. Actually I made that last part up, yeah, I actually made all that up…So now, I like to go to Bristol zoo at midnight and try to beat the shit out of the gorillas. Every time I fight them, I always lose, and barely escape with my life. I also like to lay on my neighbour’s roof naked until daylight or until the police come

I also like to consider myself half man, half gift from God.

Chances are that if you like vodka and use the internet a lot, or wake up regularly in ditches not knowing how you got there or where you came from, we are bound to meet sooner or later.