The horror that is SmileTV PartyPeople
So, who’s up at 2.30am on a school night with nothing better to do? Seemingly, angry drunks, quiz channel contestants and foot fetish pervs!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I’m not even joking; i actually wish i was…
Due to the fact there’s too many numbers to type into the remote control when your hopped up on Cillit bang & madog i’ve never had to experience the horror that is SmileTV and what i can only presume is the flagship program “PartyPeople”
This is bad, i mean worse than fucking playdate
So, stick some porky munter, “Morgan”, in a broom cupboard, label her as your “sexy” host, get a live text-in scrolling display, fire up the bontempi to loop freebird with an Ibiza beat and open up the phone lines to any old fucker that has mastered the skill of sending text messages and broadcast the result!!!! WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!?!!?!
This girl was stood there in the worst pole dancer dress you could ever imagine - infact - it wasn’t even that good - it was just cheap - randomly flashing a bit of SHOULDER!!!! YOU HEARD - SHOULDER!!!!!!!!
No matter how many messages scrolled up on the screen e.g.
“Flash your bearst (sic) for me- mike”
All she would do is change which strap she pulled down to reveal MORE SHOULDER - then pouted to the camera!!! hahahahahaha!!! You fucking idiots - she ain’t showing you SHIT!! It wasn’t even good enough to be classed as titillation; you were better off lurking around the Mother & Baby section of Tescos in a hope of being there at feeding time you cunts.
£1.50 a pop for a message - time to call in the foot fetishists - they must be that desperate to look at feet they were falling for this scam big time.
“anon” texted in:
“Thumbs up if your bald downstairs, you know what i mean!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You fucktard!!!
More from “anon”:
“can you take off your socks so we can see your beautiful feet? mmmm x”
Which sparked off a tirade of foot related text - So “Morgan” obliges - and to keep the rest of the rabble happy shows a bit of thigh - she must of got carried away at this point because she started to try and to dance, i think, but in that 5ft camera angle she had, all she succeeded in doing was filling the screen with her fat VPL ass then pushed her floppy cleavage forward - which was about as close as the viewers got to seeing any other part of her, bar feet or SHOULDER, but it kept on reeling ‘em in!!!
SmileTV don’t have a website for me to investigate further - which basically means this crap was dreamed up by a bunch of idiots that have spent all their VC money on Angel dust & crack then probably roped in some single mum from the dole center to play the part of “Morgan” and forgot to actually build an online empire to lure the idiots too - the only other person who really spotted this channel is good old Dr Vee - but without the digital tourettes.
Clair says:
What next, we ask ourselves? RictusSmile TV, where corpses host a phone-in show? (Bugger, that’ll have given someone an idea…)
October 31st, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Marty Brown says:
i happen 2 like this show, yeah its crappy but when the missus aint stayin over its a fun little watch *fap fap fap*
Marty
October 31st, 2006 at 5:43 pm
phucker says:
Clair - i have called Kate Lawlers agent & pitched the idea - so far so good. no one seemed to bat an eyelid.
Marty Brown - if you were “anon” i have many questions for you, however, i fear for my own safety asking them
October 31st, 2006 at 7:12 pm
doctorvee » Playdate and Party People: Works of comedy genius says:
[…] I’ve taken the piss out of the late-night television programmes for losers with not enough sex, ITV Playdate and SmileTV / Party People on this blog. For more on these nocturnal televisual travesties, read phucker’s take on: ITV Playdate; Party People. […]
November 6th, 2006 at 1:12 am
sparki dee says:
This show is alrite actually am i the only one to back this up? ok yes i am. You see I work nights and come home jus after 12.45am and i watch this to unwind with a cup of coffee and then at about 3am im ready 4 bed. This is a nice relief to look at some nice ladies and interact with them. Im quite a regular on this service and they practically know me. Ive actually met a few of these girls and they are lovely!!! so if you dont like this programme simple DONT WATCH!!! and stop spoiling it for some of us who like it. There is alot of these websites about slagging stuff all these people are doing on these channels are earning there money and providing a service, come on admit it you lot must like a bit of smut on ya telly? or are u not human? haha lol
December 5th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
charles says:
sparki dee…..you are one sad basta^d to be a “regular” on the stupid show.
December 21st, 2006 at 2:46 am
sparki dee says:
sez a man with the name ” charles “
December 29th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
herpes says:
faggot phucker crying cos they don’t get the horn anymore. i’ll cum over/on/in/about anything female… just like you did until you lost the ability and had to release the build up you got from watching these sluts in a tirade of frustrated bile on your blog. aahhahahaahahh pussy emo half-mast dried up fucktard. go write a poem about your flopcock. if there’s any ink left in your pen that is…
February 12th, 2007 at 2:53 am
col says:
LMAO, u hit it spot on matey, I’ve stumbled across this pile of poo, and could not beleive sad munters would pay 1.50 to say something not to the girl but some guy called partyboy behind the scenes. Fuck, there is a hell of a lot of lonely peeps out there!!!!!
February 17th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
col says:
ROFL……. sparki your a total loser!!! I bet even the girls go home laughing their tits of at all the chumps throwing away hard earned!
I may have to watch again just to confirm what I was actually seeing!!!
February 17th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
doug says:
i agree with sparki this show is cool altho i dont text in us much now. Its good to watch when ya bored thats prob why peeps watch it.
U 2 that replied to him where way harsh. If u dont like it then piss off u badger bating turkey fuckers
April 14th, 2007 at 11:23 am
bob says:
afpmsl bunch of fucktards on that show. its on in 30 mins fuck it spose i’ll watch
April 16th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
tim says:
i duno i think tht the birds on the show r ok …i dont get the foot fetishes thing tho i mean..wtf! wht freak sits up all frigin night spending 1pound frikin 50 to ask to c a few toes..fk it ..im jst gona not say nothing cuz it aint like its gona make any impact on the show!ill probz b killed by the toe luver tho!
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:46 am
tim says:
but the thing tht i dont get is y is it on so l8…i mean 1am is a little harsh on ppls eyes dont ya think?….i say,SHOW MORE ASS N NOT TOES…
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:48 am
tim says:
FK IT… ITS NOT LIKE IM SPENDING MY CRED ON SUM FIRGIT BIRDS WHO AINT EVEN GONA DO SUMIN…WELL APART FRM SHOWING A TOE OR 2 NOT EXACTALLY VALUE 4 MONEY!
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 am
SHOAIB AKHTAR says:
SMILE TV IS RUBBISH ITS JUST FEET FEET FEET FEET AND SMELLY FEET, ITS AS BAD AS GOLF, I RATHER WATCH MANCHESTER CITY THAN SMILE TV I NO ITS FREE BUT PLZ GET RID OF IT. BY THE WAY IM A MAN UTD FAN, SAYS MUCH ABOUT SMILE TV. MORGAN IS A FUNNY PERSON, SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCRAMBLE EGG WEN SHE SMILES. GET RID OF SMILE TV FOR THE SAKE OF UNITED KINGDON ITS A WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE. PUT UK GOLD ON FOR FREE INSTEAD I RATHER WATCH UK GOLD.
May 1st, 2007 at 3:04 am
morgan says:
hi there so your dissing me and my friends? if u dont like it then simply dont watch u sad little man with your small dick. Altho i dont work there anymore we provided a good service for peeps who are lonely and wanna chat is that so wrong? in my eyes its not!!! think b4 u blink people!!
May 24th, 2007 at 10:54 am
james says:
i agree with morgan whats peeps problem with this?
June 18th, 2007 at 11:08 am
stuart says:
come on what is wrong with you lot.you cant show that much tits and ass without showing a bit of pink.let that strap slip all the way down oppp`s look what just happened:pause:i beeter cover myself back up. wait until your boyfriend goes to bed. and nicki lay of the white bunny rabbit.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Tom says:
I have got to the stage that I record the show instead of watching it. I then watch it late afternoon early evening when nothing else is on TV and spend a few hours rolling about laughing at the text messages and the things the ladies say. My enjoyment has now been doubled with the introduction of the new channel 46 from the same people.
October 18th, 2008 at 10:31 am