Noel Edmonds pisses me off
I am surrounded by people I don’t understand and don’t like. I hate people in general. I probably hate you. So, keep that in mind.
But, in the main, i hate these “happy-go-lucky” types the most, the type that would buy some new age nonsense self-help book, actually believe all the hippy crap and then start preaching it - in a nutshell, ‘cosmic ordering’ cult member & promoter - Noel Fucking Edmonds.
Noel’s “triumphant” return to TV is now just annoying the shit out of me - basically he should still be suffering for all those years bumming that giant pink dildo, Mr Blobby. But, he gets lucky with that Box game on Channel4 and all of a sudden he’s back in the news every five minutes and back on the TV. How the fuck can this happen?
Has everyone forgotten Edmonds is Evil?
So after the BBC axed house party Noel, disappears into TV wilderness… well, actually, he didn’t - he was out getting cover stories to divert attention from his brainwashing cult scam, by sitting at home with a crayon & notepad to create his online store and promting his Renewable Energy SCAM, this from a guy who flys his own Helicopters, owns Aston Martins and a Colletion of Ford GT40’s - yeah you cunt, thats a REAL enviormentally friendly collection you’ve got there, wanker.
So, to start with, he get’s in the news saying he’s released a record, planted with his cult’s subliminal messages! Yeah - if you think that it’s to make you feel happy about shit, it won’t. Buy that single and you will become Noel’s BITCH, running around “gunging” your family and screaming “wibbley wobbly” - With Edmonds in his lair cracking the whip.
Then, Simon Cowell wants to team up with the Beardo Weirdo to present some sort of “talent” show - Got Talent”. So, more Edmonds on TV, this time, ripping off Barrymore’s idea, but more than likely, he will be sitting there waiting for the real vulnerable, fame hungry, talentless retards that will no doubt turn up on National TV, as they always do, singing and spinning plates. This is when Noel will strike, probably inviting them back to his mock-up of the house party set back he has at home, then brainwashing them to create his private army.
Now, he’s being nominated for two awards at this year’s National Television Awards !!!! His Brain Washing is already working!!!!!
PLUS the fucker turned up in the Betfair specials market as a runner for the “next host of countdown”!! FUCKS SAKE!!!!
Anyway, not worth betting on him, i heard William G Stewart is available at fifteen to one.. phnarr phnarr phnarr
deal or no deal - donna » phuckd - tv gone wrong says:
[…] Although Noel Edmunds is evil & really pisses me off, his stupid ass box game does throw up some delights in human misery… the latest one being the “donna” episode. […]
December 18th, 2006 at 12:30 am
Michael says:
I feel your pain mate , i personaly cannot put into words how much i hate this fucking nob jockey …
Realy i have to dive upstairs when the missus watches her daily dose of deal or no deal ( same for richard and judy but thats a different story.
If i do get a glimpse of Noel Fucking Edmonds and his fucking show of retard wanker twats then it just boils my blood , i feel like smacking the cunt and throwing my TV out of the window .
February 17th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Lud says:
Hilarious. I hate Noel Edmonds and I’m a wanker too. Literally.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:35 pm