itv playdate
I’m not joking, this IS the worst thing EVER.
Gone are the days when Cilla Black could play Match Maker on Blind Date and just parade a bunch of idiots on national TV making them ask 3 ludicrous questions to find a partner to take home for a few days of debauchery.
Basically a scene from any bar in Magalluf at the height of 18-30’s holiday season.
Anyway, take 4 insomniac itv programmers, add bags of Mexican valium send them to Ibiza for inspiration and you come up with playdate.
This really is just the shittest thing ever.
Get in a few stooges, “looking for love”, who sit at laptops taking “messages” from the audience at home - then add in a few low grade, gobby, hyperactive “presenters” pepped up on Methamphetamine, (let me tell you - NO ONE is that pumped up at 2am unless you are a ninja trained at the Wilkins Dojo) then ramp it up constantly with camera men who focus in on the stooges tit’s and the presenter’s trying to come out with low grade innuendo and double entendre’s just to get people to text in.
Yeah, text in at £1 a pop - i bet the chav’s are running to the 24-hour to top up their mobiles constantly to send in filthy messages thinking they are getting one up on them, but they ain’t!! its £1 a fucking pop - your better off ringing the operator and talking filth, then going to court and picking up your fine & restraining order - its a friggin SCAM people!!
SO off to the playdate website to find out more - and this made my day:
Brendan Courtney
Age: 22 (and a bit … and the bit is my own business)
I really like kittens, children, knitting and really hope I win.
Brendan likes: dancing, folding things, fashion and origami.
Dislikes: shoes, news and booze.
Favourite scent: Old Spice, Bukkake.
What a CUNT. Firstly, i suspect he doesn’t actually know what Bukkake means - then, thinking about it, i suspect he does!! Its probably the nightly game when the camera’s shut down, Good old Brendan gets on his knees and the rest of the male cast & crew proceed to squirt their warm ectoplasm onto his face, hair, eyeballs, ears & mouth.
And they let this prick on TV??? Leslie Grantham got sacked for less, but he was another cunt too. Fuckers.
Spazzy Mcgee says:
I don’t think that’s really Brendan McCourtney, it looks too much like Paul Burrell - I think he’s fooled you into thinking he’s really some moo cow guzzler, whereas he’s no doubt parading around in that dead woman’s dresses, like a coked up ann summers representative, selling his wares…
October 16th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
phucker says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA PAUL BURRELL!!!!
It is actually him!!
what a cunt hahahaha
October 16th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
doctorvee » ITV hits a new low, television hits a new low, Britain does aswell, oh and civilisation aswell says:
[…] Now phucker has alerted us to the contents of the ITV Playdate website. And this is where the last remaining vestiges of good taste are thrown out of the top floor window, kicked around, stamped on, shat on and something elsed on that I really don’t want to say! […]
October 16th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Stewart Banks says:
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more frightening - I hear they’ve got Kate Lawler in to do Wednesday night’s episode as a special guest presenter.
October 23rd, 2006 at 4:51 pm
phucker says:
somehow this dosn’t suprise me - after showing your minge in the paper to get some media attention, playdate is the only place left to go
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:13 pm
phuckd - tv gone wrong » The horror that is SmileTV PartyPeople says:
[…] This is bad, i mean worse than fucking playdate […]
October 31st, 2006 at 1:39 pm
doctorvee » Playdate and Party People: Works of comedy genius says:
[…] I’ve taken the piss out of the late-night television programmes for losers with not enough sex, ITV Playdate and SmileTV / Party People on this blog. For more on these nocturnal televisual travesties, read phucker’s take on: ITV Playdate; Party People. […]
November 6th, 2006 at 1:11 am
Diana Cole says:
That is not Paul Burrell. Paul Burrell is more sexier inside and out than him. He doesn’t look that much like him besides Paul doesn’t need a dating show he has a wife and if he didn’t have a wife he’d be able to get a girl with the click of his fingers.
December 30th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
cameronq says:
Nice site. You are doing a great service to the web
March 24th, 2007 at 8:45 am