the week of desperate Z-lister’s
Fucking hell, roaming through the pages of eBay i come across this shit - dream dates with “celebritys” one of them is Chris Tarrant, WTF!?!?!?!??!?!?
That fuckers only just got divorced from his wife after he admitted porking some ugly ass blonde teacher, now he’s whoring himself to some other bored housewife that no doubt he’s going to try and grope up on the set of “Who wants to be a Millionaire”.
Other fame hungry desperados include that prick Jamie Theakston and that twat Jimmy Carr, trust me, they ain’t doing it for “charity” it’s a vain ploy to try and get a bit of free publicity and some probable victim they can try to “seduce” with their lack of fame. Hopefully an giant ex-con “angry at the system” man wins them all.
Although, i will keep you updated if i win Miss England & Miss Ireland.
They have to answer the question i’ve sent first though:
Hello!
If i win both Miss England & Miss Ireland, what kind of shows will they perform for me?
I also presume i will keep full video rights of our menage-a-trois for internet broadcast?
Also, do they toss salad?
I presume i won’t have to tip them afterwards as i’ve already won the auction?
Looking forward to (hopefully) winning!!
Your friend,
phucker.
No ones a winner here.
Other news was Nikki from Big Brother 7 having some hissy fit because she wasn’t allowed into the London Fashion week, yeah, who seriously gives a shit? Why was this even wasting my reading time?
Remember that time i wasn’t allowed in some pub in Manchester because i was wearing trainers? yeah, that didn’t get in the news. But then i don’t have a publicist that will whore my ass out for opening an envelope 
