Archive for
September, 2006
September 22nd, 2006
If you’ve not watched dragons den - here’s the premise:
Idiot “invents” a product, knows nothing about business
Make’s a bad presentation to 5 VC types on national TV
Get’s told to give up their dreams and stop wasting their life in some bollocks idea that no one likes.
But this still doesn’t stop these people, they actually do believe they are right and these millionaires are wrong.
Prime example of the premise was last night. Some insane woman gives up her job, draws a friggin chart, says to her kids, “yeah if you if behave ill take you out for a walk and put a little picture on this piece of paper” WTF!?!?!?!?! She seriously wasted my time watching her saying how this piece of paper “changes lives” - no it doesn’t retard, it pisses people off, people like me.
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September 22nd, 2006
hahaahaaha im still laughing at Barry on Extras last night- this is comedy gold!!!!
Barry doing cash jobs on the side and not cutting his agent in on the deal HAHAHAAHHAHAAHHA BARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pat & Roy must be proud now he can artex & do gutters hahahahahahaa!!
September 23rd, 2006
I’ve been following the Gumball 3000 since 1999, when you had to dig out home videos on the net, taken from inside super cars driving at 180km in a 50km speed limits, through countries that don’t even have a name anymore, by drivers & passengers coked up to their eyeballs, with hookers in the back seats and no idea where they are going.
Glory days - participants who had more money than they had sense in full on supercars: rich Arabs, record label owners, ex-kgb, gangsters, drug dealers, the legendary hacker Kimble and the odd actor or two. Throw in the ex-jackass crew or the Cuban brothers, the best hotels filled with strippers, pornstars and more coke & booze and you’ve got yourself a rock star, TV-out the window, type boiling pot that’s teetering on the edge of lawlessness, give them video cameras and film the whole thing and put that on fucking TV.
Now, i get some Grub Smith wannabe, Ed Leigh, on an “challenge adventure” V Alex Roy, who used to be worthy of respect.
Don’t make me fucking laugh.
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September 23rd, 2006
Fucking hell, roaming through the pages of eBay i come across this shit - dream dates with “celebritys” one of them is Chris Tarrant, WTF!?!?!?!??!?!?
That fuckers only just got divorced from his wife after he admitted porking some ugly ass blonde teacher, now he’s whoring himself to some other bored housewife that no doubt he’s going to try and grope up on the set of “Who wants to be a Millionaire”.
Other fame hungry desperados include that prick Jamie Theakston and that twat Jimmy Carr, trust me, they ain’t doing it for “charity” it’s a vain ploy to try and get a bit of free publicity and some probable victim they can try to “seduce” with their lack of fame. Hopefully an giant ex-con “angry at the system” man wins them all.
Although, i will keep you updated if i win Miss England & Miss Ireland.
They have to answer the question i’ve sent first though:
Hello!
If i win both Miss England & Miss Ireland, what kind of shows will they perform for me?
I also presume i will keep full video rights of our menage-a-trois for internet broadcast?
Also, do they toss salad?
I presume i won’t have to tip them afterwards as i’ve already won the auction?
Looking forward to (hopefully) winning!!
Your friend,
phucker.
No ones a winner here.
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September 25th, 2006
A German film-maker repeatedly panned for making bad films has been - quite literally - hitting back at his critics in a boxing ring in the Canadian city of Vancouver.
Director Uwe Boll took on four of his critics in a boxing match, after he became annoyed at the barrage of abuse he received from them.
Stolen from This article
Now this is more like it!!!!!!!!!!!
Who would have thought the Canadians had it in em, eh?
But seriously, this guy makes pretty crap low grade horror flicks and there is even petitions to stop him making more films so, knowing this, what the fuck do people expect???
However, this would make a better TV show than “Celebrity Boxing” - just get jaded actors, directors, producers - i’m talking the Keith Chegwin types, to have bare knuckle fights with their critics, film it on night vision cameras bumfight style and screen it late night channel4 - like HBO do with Girls Gone Wild on their box office and it will be winner takes all.
I’d pay to watch that shit.
September 25th, 2006
Holy crap man - i went to someones house today who is obviously richer than me becasue they had the real MTV and not the fake TMF shit i get at home. anyway, what happened to that station??????
And too boot, it find out that its thier 25th aniversay of “non stop hits” - yeah riiiight.
I remember MTV back in the 80’s when MTV actually had MUSIC videos on instead of a bunch of friggin mindless, stupid “reality” shows. Yeah, right, like a bunch of fucking american high school dropout/wannabe actors could ever afford a multi-million dollar home in Malibu. And that’s the “Real World”?!?!? Are you fucking joking me?!?!?
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September 25th, 2006
Saturday evening TV has long lost its way - there is nothing with any entertainment value left. Seriously.
To add fuel to this fire - Ant & Dec’s Saturday Takeaway looks like its coming back to TV screens near you very soon - why the piss is this crap still allowed on TV???
This is how Saturday night game shows should be
We need to take more ideas from our Japanese friends - In their game shows, there is no nicey nicey over promoted crap - its straight out & out war, where knowledge is rewarded & ignorance is punished!!!
In this show, the contestants have to answer a series of questions, get them wrong; they get a face full of ass!! Yeah!!!!!!!
Follow through to see the clip
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September 26th, 2006
The BBC, yet again, are wasting my friggin license money with another corporate “re-brand”wankers.
They are getting rid of the Red Theme with the skaters & dancers to replace it with some gay hippos and kites
And i quote:
The films, which cost £1.2m, will replace BBC One’s current dance-themed channel idents. They launch on Saturday, 7 October 2006.
Now i’m not joking, but these crack addicts at the beeb are spending other peoples money - read my money - on a new logo, only 4 years after the current ones were introduced and actually THINK its something to brag about - then they are wrong.
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September 27th, 2006
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According to the idiots over at MSN in this “stunning piece of journalism”
The Kazakhstani’s are so mad at Borat that they are making a “£21 million pound epic, the biggest budget in their history” about crap from the 18th century, that’s 300 years ago to make a nationalistic stand against Borat.
But, BETTER STILL, and i quote:
Ali G creator Sacha has come in for criticism from some of the very people he is lampooning with his buffoonish reporter character.
The Kazakh President is even planning to discuss it with George Bush when he visits America later this year.
THEY ARE GOING TO DISCUSS IT WITH GEORGE BUSH!?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!
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September 28th, 2006
I saw this article way back in April on the beeb news site and was mildly amused - then last night i see the whole thing has flared back up again!
Although, i was, again, more mildly amused by this, the bbc Journo, who’s obviously had nothing much to report on from his luxury apartment in shanghai, thought that he could try and cash in on some of the reflective glory of forth coming Chinese Grand Prix that he decided to dredge up an old story and get a 3 minute set on BBC news 24
So this retard tried to do an expose type report on how the Chinese prisons were selling off Livers, Kidneys, eyeballs etc etc to all those ill & dying law abiding people of the world who couldn’t get one on a waiting list in their own country and were desperate or they were going to die…
i can’t see the problem here, infact, i think its the BEST IDEA EVER!!!!.
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